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I Don't Want To Go To The Sidebar Cotton T-Shirt, Unisex XS-3XL
$24.99
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For anyone who has ever been mid-argument and wished the whole room could just… pause. A sidebar is where you go to say the thing you can't say out loud — this shirt is for refusing the invitation. Part of the Sidebar Society collection — shirts for people emotionally invested in trials they're not even in.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee — soft ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit, XS–3XL
- Printed to order in the USA — ships in 3–5 business days
- Original artwork by a small, woman-run studio